Heim BBQ : Passport destination #1 of 50

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Heim BBQ in Ft Worth TX BBQ Passport destination #1 of 50

What we ordered:

1. 2 meat plate w/ two sides $15

⁃ Meat: Brisket and Pork Ribs

⁃ Sides: Green Chile Mac & Cheese, Beans

2. Heimburger $10

⁃ Brisket & beef patty w/ bacon burnt ends jam and cheese

3. 1/4 lb. Bacon Burnt Ends $6

4. 2 Panther Island IPAs

⁃ Not as good as a Hopadilla but they can’t all be perfect

Highlights we deem important

1. Eleni: loved the pork ribs

NOW for for the real deal, follow below as I give you my inside suggestions

2. Jacob: Bacon Burnt Ends are life. Mixing the Bacon Burnt Ends with the Mac & Cheese will be the best endeavor you’ve ever experienced. Also, get the brisket on the fatty side. It’ll give you a fatty/moist your shorts. Parakalo!! Before we go any further, Parakalo is a phrase that will be useful to know since I say it often.  To say ‘You’re welcome’  in Greek you would say Parakalo (Παρακαλώ). 

If you and your significant other decide to take on Yeti’s Top 50 BBQ Joints in The Republic, we highly suggest starting with Heim. This establishment will set the bar exceedingly high, just as any TX BBQ joint should. Be warned, this is nothing like Carolina or KC BBQ. Leave the sauce where it is. TX BBQ is all about the meat baby, so come with your eating pants!

 

Reasons for Doing TX BBQ CHALLENGE

The Yeti and Texas Monthly BBQ Challenge consists of a Top 50 Listing of the BEST TX BBQ joints. The Republic is well known for its Brisket, Beer and assorted sides that will take your mouth to FLAVORTOWN BABY. Jacob first saw this challenge thanks to Houston Sports Radio Legend, AJ Hoffman, who decided to take on the challenge in early 2017. Inspired by one of the co-hosts of the Greatest Show in the History of the Known Universe, The Blitz (catch them on 97.5 AM in Houston 4-7pm weekdays), Jacob decided that he and Eleni needed to stop by a few of the places that were on their way back to OKC from Houston.

Soooo how does one participate, sign up and or win??? Easy! Go to any of the top 50 BBQ restaurants as listed and ask for a passport. After ordering, ask to have a sticker to stick on your passport to complete and mark off a location in your passport.

Although the prizes are limited there are so many chances to win even a small prixe by trying their smaller challenges. The following identifies the prizes available upon successful completion of the challenges identified in the BBQ Passport:

Challenge 1:  YETI Tundra 45 (ARV: $349.99); 500 available prizes.

Challenge 2:  Half-Gallon Rambler Jug (ARV: $99.99); 500 available prizes.(Challenge Completed)

Challenge 3:  Customized 18-oz. YETI Rambler Bottle (ARV: $39.99); 1000 available prizes.

Challenge 4:  30-oz. Rambler Tumbler (ARV: $29.99); 1000 available prizes.

Challenge 5:  YETI TANK 45 (ARV: $199.99); 500 available prizes.

Challenge 6:  Hopper Two 30 (ARV: $349.99); 500 available prizes.

Challenge 7:  YETI Hat (ARV: $19.99); 2000 available prizes.

Challenge 8:  Rambler Colster (ARV: $24.99); 1000 available prizes.

Challenge 9:  36-oz. Rambler Bottle (ARV: $49.99); 1000 available prizes.

Challenge 10:  YETI T-Shirt (ARV: $24.99); 2000 available prizes.

SO WHAT PRIZES ARE YOU GOING TO WIN??!! Follow us and see where we go and how deep into the challenge we get.